Welcome to Cannes Film Festival, where Hollywood has descended and life is absurd and surreal.

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Her image of an American cruise was “Fort Lauderdale Spring Break Bro-ganza.” Also, her other mantra in life is “I think it might be better *this* way.” (To be fair, she’s right 99.9% of the time).